So here we go for the first time ever on blogging. Well how do I start well let me first begin by saying that if you haven ‘t by now figured out what Intermittent Fasting is and who Martin Beckhan is then you aren’t doing your homework well enough. I recently discovered Martin’s site leangains.com and become entranced by his methods and style of training. You only need to take a look at my statistics over the past month to see how much progress I have achieved. However instead of using Martin as a consultant for service I have branched out on my own to attempt IF and his outlined training regimen. So far everything has worked well for me and I will continue to use this approach. Ok so now that I have officially given a shout out to a true brainiac of the new world order of fitness I would like to take some time to let people know how I really feel about lazy, no good, God dealt me a hand that just sucks and there is nothing I can do about it.
You know who you are, you sit in your cubicle all day, take the elevator from the first floor to the second. You eat fast food every chance you get while downing multiple sodas all day long. Then you get off work take the elevator from the 2nd floor to the 1st and walk (your exercise for the day) to your car and drive home where you sit on the couch for another 3 hours then pass out in your bed right before eating a huge slice of pizza or mcdonalds hamburger before bed.
Hmmm I wonder why you are a fat ass…..It might be the lack of exercise, general dismay you have for your bodily functions (taking huge exploding coffee shits every hour while at work), thyroid problem (don’t even start with this nonsense, get on google look up home remedy methods to regulate your thyroid or go to the doctor and get him to prescribe you thyroid medicine), you are too stupid to educate yourself about how to eat healthy, you are weak minded, you have no self-discipline, you prefer to die young from a stroke or heart attack because that will make you and your family happy (since you are a fat ass already and a burden to them and society), or you are currently working towards becoming a healthy individual and in the beginning stages (more power to you brother/sister). Chances are one of those reasons apply to you and is the reason or are the reasons you are a fat ass.
Ask yourself these questions: Do you think that just because you love your fat ass self for the rolls of fat and horrid smells emnating from your body that everyone else does? Do you realize that you are making peoples’ health insurance premiums rise from your chronic health issues that plague our healthcare system today? Do you want your family to have to bury you early and leave them behind because you are too selfish to get out of your own way and do something about it? Do you idolize celebrities like the idiotic Queen Latifah and Monique because they say its ok to be fat and to eat anything and everything you want as long as you are happy with yourself? Well if you answered yes to any of the above questions and you think or feel that it is ok to feel like this, then I have one word that describes what you mean to me…TURD!!!
Ok so now that I have that out of my system and hopefully have pissed alot of obese people and people who have relatives who are obese, maybe 24 hours from now something I said whether it be the cynical comments or downright fiscal irresponsibility will stick in your mind and you will get off your tousches and do something about it. So instead of being a regular asshole Socrates and picking you apart without offering any solution to the problem I will start each day to put my thoughts out on this beautiful blog of mine in an earnest hope that all of my rants were not in vain.
Thanks and listen to me, I have cynical but logical viewpoints, peace.
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